Testimony on Kim Jong - Il's bodyguards
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Bid on e-bay to take out your frustrations on someone for 9 minutes.
Apparently the comments are quite funny as he had done this before, and defended negative comments about the lack of kicking to the crotch.
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Man Pees out of avalanche
A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it.
Rescue teams found Richard Kral drunk and staggering along a mountain path four days after his Audi car was buried in the Slovak Tatra mountains.
He told them that after the avalanche, he had opened his car window and tried to dig his way out.
But as he dug with his hands, he realised the snow would fill his car before he managed to break through.
He had 60 half-litre bottles of beer in his car as he was going on holiday, and after cracking one open to think about the problem he realised he could urinate on the snow to melt it, local media reported.
He said: "I was scooping the snow from above me and packing it down below the window, and then I peed on it to melt it. It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt. But I'm glad the beer I took on holiday turned out to be useful and I managed to get out of there."
Parts of Europe have this week been hit by the heaviest snowfalls since 1941, with some places registering more than ten feet of snow in 24 hours.
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Might be old, but this thing will read your mind
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Botched Suicide Attempy by rap singer
R&B singer Houston gouged out his eye after an apparent suicide attempt at a London hotel, sources close to the singer said.
The Belize native, who scored a hit last year with the Chingy and Nate Dogg-featured "I Like That" (see "Houston Scores Club Hit With Help From Chingy, Nate Dogg"), was overseas for a series of performances when the incident occurred. According to sources close to the artist, he first attempted to jump out of a hotel window but was stopped by his security personnel. He was then locked in his hotel room, where he injured himself.
There are currently no further details on the incident. Representatives for Houston's label, Capitol Records, could not be reached for comment.
— Rashaun Hall
Here's a *GRAPHIC* picture of his gouged eye
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Bid on e-bay to take out your frustrations on someone for 9 minutes.
Apparently the comments are quite funny as he had done this before, and defended negative comments about the lack of kicking to the crotch.
Classified under: Ebay
Man Pees out of avalanche
A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it.
Rescue teams found Richard Kral drunk and staggering along a mountain path four days after his Audi car was buried in the Slovak Tatra mountains.
He told them that after the avalanche, he had opened his car window and tried to dig his way out.
But as he dug with his hands, he realised the snow would fill his car before he managed to break through.
He had 60 half-litre bottles of beer in his car as he was going on holiday, and after cracking one open to think about the problem he realised he could urinate on the snow to melt it, local media reported.
He said: "I was scooping the snow from above me and packing it down below the window, and then I peed on it to melt it. It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt. But I'm glad the beer I took on holiday turned out to be useful and I managed to get out of there."
Parts of Europe have this week been hit by the heaviest snowfalls since 1941, with some places registering more than ten feet of snow in 24 hours.
Classified under: News
Might be old, but this thing will read your mind
Classified under: webjunk
Searchzizzel withizzle this illin' search engine
Classified under: webjunk
Botched Suicide Attempy by rap singer
R&B singer Houston gouged out his eye after an apparent suicide attempt at a London hotel, sources close to the singer said.
The Belize native, who scored a hit last year with the Chingy and Nate Dogg-featured "I Like That" (see "Houston Scores Club Hit With Help From Chingy, Nate Dogg"), was overseas for a series of performances when the incident occurred. According to sources close to the artist, he first attempted to jump out of a hotel window but was stopped by his security personnel. He was then locked in his hotel room, where he injured himself.
There are currently no further details on the incident. Representatives for Houston's label, Capitol Records, could not be reached for comment.
— Rashaun Hall
Here's a *GRAPHIC* picture of his gouged eye
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6:51 PM
4 Comments:
Man, so many things in one post. You crazy!
I loved the bit on Kim Jong-Il's body guards. If someone doesn't take the footage of those guards being all hardcore and turn it into a movie or a music video, I will be quite disapointed.
The alpine pissing guy has been debunked by Snopes, last time I checked. Sorry, dude.
Warren Ellis posted the thing about Ludacris popping out his eye. I hope that he get saned up. the world needs more legit one eyed rappers.
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Rob, at February 09, 2005 7:51 PM
yeah seriously, at one point I thought it was Kim Jong Il making a fucking movie.
one eyed pirates with eye patches would fucking rule.
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S, at February 09, 2005 8:05 PM
That 20 Questions thing is fucking great! It guessed Moose and Chewing Gum. But it couldn't guess Scotch whisky. Came close, guessed Champagne and beer... oh well. AI=2, Mike=1.
By
Mike, at February 09, 2005 11:09 PM
I want to see more of that Kim-Jong-Il video.
By
Mike, at February 09, 2005 11:47 PM
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